minutes to midnight

Yes off work, money in the bank plz pocket change, time to get into some madness tonight but lets review 3 albums coming out, starting with the best.





Yep this is apparently UGK's last album since the death of Pimp C the Great. Besides Outkast, UGK has to be the best duo imo ever. Albums are classic(Super tight, Ridin dirty, the UGK double album) Very infleuntial(bringin words like trill to mainstream, the first to talk about lean, etc.)I mean they just make some good ass trunk music. Even tho this album is prolly leftovers and B-sides, its still better then the rest of this shit comin out now.

1)Intro- Pimp C preaches about pimp shit. Tabernacle. Chuuuch!

2)Still on the grind Ft Raheem DeVaughn- Man this beat go hard as hell. Bun and Pimp spit back and forth and raheem sings some shit. Even tho u can barely hear anyone over the loud ass guitars this shit still raw

3)Everybody wanna ball-Everybody wanna ball/holla at broads at the mall. This shit is nice. Classic UGK

4)Feelin you-Man music like this makes me want to blaze up again. Its crazy how Pimp sounds better then most actual singers(i.e A-Kon).

5)The Pimp and the Bun Ft Ron Isley-The beat is a remake of thr Isley Bros here we go again. This is obviously a leftover from their last album cuz i believe Ron Isley is in jail for tax evasion or something like that. Song is straight but nothin special.

6)She luv it-Pimp and Bun talk about their favortie ho. Pimp is a hilarious ass nigga he says shit like "eatin on my dick/like its corn/or sum barbecue ribs" and "a bald head pussy aint shit/got them razor bumps bitch/grow sum hair and get me chips." lol

7)7th Street(interlude)-Pimp C freestyle over a slow smooth ass beat. Nice.

8)Swishas and Erb-Dont wanna be disturbed/I got me swishas and erbbb/awwww! Man i love this shit. Pimp's singin and Bun lyrics are correct on this. And Sleepy Brown(highly slept on) adds to the track.

9)Purse comes first Ft Big Gipp-Only Pimp can talk about sum serious shit then switch to a bitch hummin on his dick in one verse lol. But this song is supposed to be the conscious serious song but its kinda borin. And is Gipp Nellys bag handler now? Album skipper

10)Hairy Asshole(yes u readin that right) Ft Webbie & Lil Boosie- Lol wtf? Chorus-"got a young brown stallion/and she 20 yrs old/when she pop it from the back u c the hairy asshole." Bun B and Webbie must not like hairy assholes cuz the never mention it on their verses. Pimp C on the other hand talks about how his dick dont move when a female shaves her bush and Boosie loves to use an asshole as a paper towel. Everything about this song, from the beat to lyrics, lets me know that this will be a favorite at the hole in the wall strip joints where the girls all have hairy assholes. In addition too pock marked legs, c sections scars, flabby titties, bad weaves,and so on.

11)Use to be Ft E-40, B-legit, Eightball & MJG- Beats sounds very Mannie Fresh. E-40 is the best out of this, even tho he isnt up against lyrical heavyweights. But this is very forgetable.

12)Steal your mind Ft Snoop Dogg & Too Short- Man u already know what this song is about. Beat goes hard and i like the various clips from pimp movies. One of the best songs on here

13)Texas Ave(interlude)- Basically the same as the last interlude except Bun B is freestyle. Still tight though.

14)Hard as Hell Ft Akon- Why God, did u allow Akon on here? Even tho he isnt as untolerable as he usually is, he still sucks donkey dick. And this beat is fuckin trash, esp with the subject matter. Its UGK talkin about fuckin girls to a Kelly Clarkson song. Skip.

15)Da game been good to me- Man this is a raw ass beat. The country western guitars is really good. Pimp and Bun talk about fallen off rappers who fell off and dont matter. Good song.

16)Outro- The same as the inro except Bun thanks all the ppl who help UGK. Not as entertaining as Pimp so this doesnt matter.


Verdict- This is a very decent album. Except for a couple of expected fillers, its a great album for UGK to go out. While it wont set the world on fire and it doesnt come close to their previous albums, it still will satisfy any UGK fan and regular fans also. Definetly worth checkin out.





So this is Bow wow's long delayed from 2008 album. I guess he was infected with that Keri Hilson disease. The one where ur steady dropping singles and none of them connect. But Bow Wow hasnt let that stop him. Plz unlike Keri he has already established himself. Bow Wow has dropped two very decent mixtapes tho in between times so this may have potential. FInally, after fake beefs with soulja boy, mixtapes,and weekly spam-like youtube freestyles, here is New Jack City aka Nigga Please lol j/k!

1)Get that paper-Bow wow bragfest. I believe either Gucci mane or Yung Joc wrote this cuz his flow is exactly like the latters. And the Nitti beat is very boring and monotone. Boring

2)What they call me Ft Ron Browz & Nelly- Wtf kinda cookie cutter shit is this? The beat is very corny. Sounds like the theme song to a black nickolodeon sitcom circa 1998. I swear Ron Browz sounds like a rape victim with all that ohhh owww aieee shit. and Nelly doesnt really care anymore. Trash.

3)Roc the Mic Ft Jermaine Dupri- This is a decent song with bow wow and JD reminiscing about Bow Wow rise in the game. Beat is kinda weak and generic tho.

4)Been doin this Ft T.I- Bow Wow and his main ghostwriter. Beat sounds very trap musik like. Usual bragfest nothin special

5)You can get it all Ft John Austin- Weak. But this song coulda been much better if not for a) the obvious whatever you like rip-off that will turn ppl off automatically b) Bow Wow's rip off of Nelly which will turn ppl off 3)a really bad TLC Baby baby baby sample. I mean its just a anemic and weak. I betcha Kanye coulda added much more creativity with the sample.

6)Sunshine- Bow wow talks about a girl with a fat ass over a sample of that boots were made for walking over you song. Next.

7)Like This Ft Johnta Austin & Dondra- Is this a Alexandra O'Neil song that they dusted off and decided to make a song to? Very boring and skip worthy

8)She's my Ft T-Pain- Pain thankfully breaks the streak of shitty songs as he and bow make a decent version of Bobby Browns Tenderoni. It sounds like tenderoni on acid lol.

9)I aint playing Ft Trey Songz- I dont think trey songz has dropped or ever been featured on anything wack. Another chick song with a grillz like beat. But its decent.

10)Pole in my basement- The one chance bow wow has a chance to spit on somethin other then a shitty JD beat he ruins it. Drumma boy supplies a nice ass beat but bow wow just has to re-create lollipop even tho hes like 9 months late. The result is a song that is forced and corny.

11)Shake it Ft Swizz beatz-Probably the best song on the album. Beat knocks and bow's ryhmes are decent(cassidy likely wrote it). good club song.

Verdict- Despite a supposedly new attitude with the album title and parental advisory sticker, its the same bow wow. 11 songs is truly unacceptable for a nearly year long delayed album. And half them are terrible. Its unfortunate cuz bow wow has decent lyrics(songwriters) and charisma. But i think JD and the label doesnt know how to market him right. He obviously cant rap about drugs/gangsta shit since hes been around since 10 and would lose credibilty. So he just raps about the same girls and material shit. Only now its a little more vulgar. But his audience has grown up and now look to ppl like wayne for that kinda of music. So we have forced shit like pole in my basement and you can get it all, which ppl are just gonna roll their eyes at. And he needs to not let JD handle the bulk of production. I mean JD can make hot R&B tracks for Mariah Carey, but hip hop he has no clue. Wasnt grillz his last hot rap beat? And that was damn near six years ago. But yea if ur not one of the five 13 year olds who still has a bow wow poster over ur bed then id say avoid this.